Mayan Doomsday, More Like Mayan Dumbsday

Just in case you’re still nervous, another expert weighs in:

Lest there be any doubt, he speaks the next lines loudly and slowly: “There are no ancient Maya prophecies for anything to happen on this date. There. Are. None.”

PS, they stole my joke. And here I thought I was so original:

What happens when the calendar ends? Not much. Scientists confidently predict that the worst upheaval we humans face at the end of this, and indeed any other calendar, is the need to get a new calendar. And perhaps nurse a celebratory hangover.