Batshit CERN Mayan Doomsday Theories

I do not claim rights to this image, but I think he got it on google image search anyway

Don’t worry, the world is NOT ending. Strange things happen all the time. Strange things have always happened on this planet. We’re still here. Relax and enjoy the gift of your life. Enjoy it with wonder and open-mindedness.

And enjoy my latest batshit theory find. This one relating to CERN and the LHC (which, by the way is NOT testing on the 21st):

[image subtitle] In Mayan belief a serpent rope emerges from the center of the galaxy, symbolized by an 8-rayed or 8-spoked wheel. Cosmic sap oozes from this world tree or cosmic cross

Usually, when one thinks of ‘sap’ they’re thinking of a watery liquid nutrient that circulates through the conducting tissues of a plant or tree (that or a person who acts like an idiot). However, when I Go(ogle)d, excuse me, Googled, ‘cosmic sap’ I found that ‘sap’ is also an acronym for ‘sub atomic particle’ (or sap).

Hmm. Are the Mayans describing a ‘blessed sub atomic particle’ that will appear in 2012, give or take year or two? Is this the same as the God Particle?

I think so.

He makes several similarly spurious and arbitrary connections throughout. Apparently he’s a somewhat known player in the field of connect-your-own-dots pseudoscience mumbo jumbo. Apparently many silly people are won over by spurious and arbitrary connections. But no, I would not recommend clicking through. Critical thinking gets lost in such stream-of-consciousness theorizing.